MMQB:

New York Post A-Rod passage of the week: The paper on Saturday wrote that US Weekly found an ex-flame who said Rodriguez had two paintings of himself as a centaur — man from the waist up, horse from the waist down — in his bedroom at home.

Wow, two? I mean, having one self portrait as a shirtless centaur in your bedroom is fine. Who hasn’t commissioned a shirtless centaur painting? But two? Two is just going overboard.