The way Bonnaroo rolled out their lineup announcements.
The idea that this year’s NBA leading Cavaliers will fall in the playoffs simply because last year’s NBA leading Cavaliers fell in the playoffs (two entirely different teams).
Relatedly, the idea that the Cavs HAVE TO make a trade because they stood pat last year and lost. (Different situations. Last year the Cavs had matchup issues and Wally was extremely expendable. This year, the Cavs don’t have those matchup problems and Z is extremely useful).
The second half of Season 4 of The Venture Bros won’t be start til August.
The Cleveland Indians.
The fact that the Cavs have the best record in the NBA yet only have a single All-Star.
The fact that the Cavs have the best record in the NBA and start a second year PF who somehow isn’t good enough to make the Rookie-Sophomore game.
The idea that the NBA’s MVP race is up for grabs.
All this fucking snow.