Lucasfilm Ltd. announced today that the live-action “Star Wars” saga will be converted to 3D.
“There are few movies that lend themselves more perfectly to 3D; from the Death Star trench run to the Tatooine Podrace, the ‘Star Wars Saga’ has always delivered an entertainment experience that is completely immersive,” said the statement.
You know what would be cool? Rather than rereleasing the same shit (IN 3D!), why not just make new movies? Why bastardize the old stuff? I mean, sure, it’s probably really easy and will make a ton of money but… oh. Right. Squeeze all the money you can out of these films.